Welcome
to The Townie, the official newspaper of Townsend Secondary
School in Holdenville, Ontario.
Mr.
Horvath's English Class asks...
WHICH
70's Sitcom Star is Next?
First
it was Three's Company's John Ritter. Then WKRP's
Gordon Jump. The evidence is irrefutable. Someone is targetting
70's sitcom stars and everyone is a target. Evidence points
to Welcome Back Kotter as the next show to be victimized.
Who will be next?
Your Name:
Your Email:
(Name and Email are optional)
Ontario
Votes: Can
Michael Ironside
Win?
New
Polling shows Canada's greatest action star will be our new
premier! Party of Mike site
Shorty Long Hairstyle Sweeps Townsend A
new hairstyle is sweeping Townsend thanks to barber Victor "Shorty"
Long. It's business in front, party in back and cool all day
long... Mull It Over
Townsend
Narrowly Averts Biological Disaster
In the most dramatic scare since the Anthrax concert announcement,
Michael Navarro's 'heinous anus' caused a school evacuation.. What did he eat?
