New Years 2002

Welcome to The Townie, the official newspaper of Townsend Secondary School in Holdenville, Ontario.

Mr. Horvath's English Class asks...

WHICH 70's Sitcom Star is Next?

First it was Three's Company's John Ritter. Then WKRP's Gordon Jump. The evidence is irrefutable. Someone is targetting 70's sitcom stars and everyone is a target. Evidence points to Welcome Back Kotter as the next show to be victimized. Who will be next?

   

Look out Sweathogs, it could be you!

Gabe Kotter
Mr. Kotter?
(Gabe Kaplan
)

Arnold Horskack
Horshack?
(Ron Palillo)

Freddy Washington
Freddy "Boom Boom" Washington?
(Lawrence-Hilton Jacobs)

Juan Epstein
Epstein? (Robert Hegyes)

Vinnie Barbarino
Barbarino?
(Actor Unknown)

Another Character



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Ontario Votes:
Can Michael Ironside Win?

 

New Polling shows Canada's greatest action star will be our new premier!
Party of Mike site

Shorty Long Hairstyle Sweeps Townsend
A new hairstyle is sweeping Townsend thanks to barber Victor "Shorty" Long. It's business in front, party in back and cool all day long...
Mull It Over

Townsend Narrowly Averts Biological Disaster
In the most dramatic scare since the Anthrax concert announcement, Michael Navarro's 'heinous anus' caused a school evacuation..
What did he eat?



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